Freitag, 10. Juli 2020

tale 59 who am I?
Written by Rainer: rainer.lehrer@yahoo.com
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Tell me! Who am I?

I'm lying here on a green meadow and sunbathe. What a beautiful spring day! It's just strange that there isn't a single flower or chirping bird here. And an hour ago it was still very quiet around me, but for ten minutes loud singing can be heard. Well, today's youth! Now they're starting to run and whistle around me. Go out of the sun! I'm not lying here because I want shadow.
Now a whistle again and ………. Ouch! Hey! Who kicked me in the ass? Phew! That was my head. Another foot. I have to get around it. Done! But ………, oooh, right in the stomach. Uiii, again! I'll soon vomit. Huppp, now I'm flying. Well, at least he holds me gently in his arms, puts me carefully on one point, turns me a little bit. The place is a bit uneven, I always roll into a hollow, which seems not to please him. Then I lie on a tuft of grass. He goes away again. I hope that I can finally rest. Here he comes again and at full speed. I won't be able to sit on my butt for a week. But I fly higher and higher like a bird. Someone caught me. Well, I gave him my best because my nose hit his foot with full force. The world looks very different from up here. And two feet again. Haha, not hit! What a beginner! But oooh! That was hard. Hey! Why do they catch me with a net? I'm not a fish. What are they cheering for? Now I'm being carried somewhere again. A whistle and my butt gets another kick. I can't even escape because too many feet are chasing me. It doesn't matter whether I try to escape quickly or slowly, someone always hits me. How long will it take. And again a net. One could think that they are playing soccer and have just scored a goal. What a theatre!



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