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tale 86 fresh air machine Written by Rainer: rainer.lehrer@yahoo.com Learn languages (via Skype): Rainer: + 36 20 549 52 97 or + 36 20 334
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Fresh air machine It doesn't take
scientists to find out that employees work better in fresh than in stale air.
For that reason, our company decided to have an air-cleaning machine installed.
When tendering the project, we came across very special offers, for example:
Destroying all sorts of unpleasant smells and odours! When the equipment was
installed, the specialist taught us how the equipment worked and what options
there were. - Scents such as food
smells arouse the hunger of the employees and interfere with concentration. - Sexy women's fragrances
distract male employees from work. - Intrusive men's odours
disturb the noses of sensitive, female employees. The company management
was enthusiastic. Statistics were organized to determine the influence of the
new air conditioning. Initially, the work performance increased by twenty
percent, but after three weeks it sank again to as much as twenty percent
less performance. A psychologist was hired
to get to the bottom of what was happening. The result of his report: - Smokers go to smoking
corners more often to maintain their nicotine levels in their bodies. - Men watch more porn
during breaks to recuperate the lack of stimulation. - And so forth. Then the machine was
switched off again. Since then, the employees have equally been working on
average again. |
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