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tale 84 the dog Written by Rainer: rainer.lehrer@yahoo.com Learn languages (via Skype): Rainer: + 36 20 549 52 97 or + 36 20 334
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The dog "That’s it! This is
your place now. If you behave, you can stay.” Blakey, the white-spotted
mongrel, looked shyly around in the anteroom. The man had just removed the
dog from his mother and put it in a basket with soft old pillows in this new
place. Now he put a bowl with two deepenings next to the basket. He filled
one with water and the other with dry food from a bag. Blakey was too busy
with the new environment and didn't know that the bowl should now be his. He
sat on the pillow and waited to see what should happen. "Blakey! This is
your food. Don’t you like it? Picky too! What there is in the bowl has to be
eaten. Do you hear? Blakey!” The dog had no idea what this was all about. He
couldn't connect to anything with the word "Blakey" either, because
he had never had a name at all. "Well, eat it!" And immediately he
took the dog and put it in front of the bowl. Blakey looked at him with
astonished eyes and wanted to go back into the basket on whose pillow he had
begun to feel comfortable. With a Goethean "If you don't want to, I will
use force!" He took the dog's head and dipped its snout into the water,
causing the nostrils to fill with water and the dog had to sneeze.
"Stupid dog! Can't you drink normally either?” Purred the new owner
indignantly. "Oh well! You'll learn.” With these words, he left the
newcomer, went into the other room and resumed the work he had left behind at
the desk. After the little animal had recovered a bit from the first
surprises, it circled around its own axis a few times so that the bed with
the pillow was really flat, as dogs generally do, curled up, yawned, put his
snout between the inner side of the thigh and body and closed his eyes.
"What a day!" After half an hour the owner came into the anteroom.
"That’s nice! At least a quiet animal!” He thought, turned around and
sat down at the desk again. It was already eight
o'clock in the evening when it suddenly occurred to him that he still had to
take the little animal for a walk so that it wouldn't piss or shit in the
apartment. But he hadn't bought a collar or leash. "Why did I only
listen to my girlfriend?" He thought to himself. "Actually, she
wanted a dog." He was looking for something that could be used as a
leash. He took the cord from the curtain, made a noose, and picked up the
dog. Now the phone rang too. He freed his hand and pressed the "take
call" button. "Hello!" At that moment, Blakey woke up,
startled and his sphincter muscles failed. Body warm water ran over the his
hand and on his pants. "Damn! He pissed me off.” “Who? Do you have a
dog? Oh, you are cute! I'll come around immediately.” “Bring a leash!” However,
she had already hung up. “When she comes, I can't put the cord around the
dog's neck because she would ask me angrily if I wanted to hang the little dog.”
So, he went into the small communal garden of the apartment building, closed
all the gates and put the inconvenience (the dog) onto the grass. He hoped no
neighbour would complain. When the dog sat there and didn't move, the owner
thought: “If it doesn't piss and shit now, it'll shit in my apartment at
night. They told me he was house-trained, but after the first experience on
my hand, I'm not so sure anymore. Why do I have to put so many problems on
myself?" Then the outer garden
gate opened. “Oh, it's cute! However, didn't you want a pedigree dog?” Asked
his girlfriend. “Actually, I didn't want a dog at all. However, one of my
friend’s dog gave birth two months ago and they had been telling me to take
one for weeks. And since you absolutely wanted one, I brought one for you.” “Well.
But not in a woman's apartment!” “Oh, I understand! You just want to have the
joys and the others should do the work.” “If you talk to me like that, I'll
go home immediately.” And with these words she turned around and was gone
before he could even protest. “Can you see, Blakey? It
can go that fast.” The dog looked up at him with astonished eyes and the owner
had the feeling that this could be the beginning of a very long friendship.
He sat down on the grass while the little animal sniffed around a bit within
two meters. After a while, it came back and snuggled carefully into the bend
between its owner's upper and lower thigh. "You're a lovely little
animal!” While he gently caressed his new little friend, he looked into the
stars with empty eyes. Maybe he should find a new girlfriend, he thought.
"But apparently a puppy like that is a hindrance for women." The opposite should turn
out. Already on his first walk with the small dog, girls or women stopped
him, or rather the dog, almost every meter, females of all ages and shapes.
Sometimes they literally fought for the favour of being the first to caress
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